Before I ever even tried one, I was drawn to the Snarky Bar. I mean, come on, it’s called a SNARKY. I’ve been called that since high school.
The problem is, a lot of people don’t know what they are. I had a bunch for sale at a vendor event once and sold…zero. But once people try them, hold the phone. They become addicts. Check out this text from a friend I gave one to for Christmas.
That’s right. I’m your neighborhood Snarky crack dealer.
What’s so special about it? Well, it smells good because Posh. But it will exfoliate you like there’s no tomorrow. And it doesn’t do it with those polyurethane beads that, while fun, wreak havoc on the environment. Nope, they do it the natural way — with oatmeal, with raspberry seeds, with sugar beads. Another plus — they won’t dry you out and the will make your shave the best shave of your life.
Another plus? Some have flowers in them. This one is new for the spring catalog. LOOK.
So, funny story about my friend who sent that text. Her boyfriend started stealing her Snarky bar, so she bought him his own. She came home from work one night and he had a friend over for beers. Her boyfriend GOT HIS SNARKY OUT OF THE SHOWER and told his friend how much he loved it.
“Bro, this makes my skin feel so soft.”
I mean, seriously, EVERYONE loves a good Snarky bar.
Ready to get your Snarky scrub on? There are a lot on sale right now. Check ’em out:
SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM:
Don’t say I didn’t warn you though. Those things are addictive.
Melissa Sullivan is an expert in long baths, pop culture and will probably defeat you in Trivial Pursuit. She’s been a Perfectly Posh consultant since August. Visit her site at https://msullivan.po.sh